CONTEST #54 WINNER!(Winter 1999)
Congratulations to Toby Burwell of Los Angeles
who supplied the winning caption for the Spring 1999 issue!
"Patrick could have used a dictionary when asked
to perform Shakespeare's Canon."
He received a special certificate and a prize picked out just for him!
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- "P.T. Barnum and Joseph Papp present: Shakespeare in the air." Becky Nicolaides, Glendale, CA
- "I'm going to plant this on the moon and set Darwin back 100 years." Dick Coanda, Hollywood, CA
- "...So my agent Fred says, 'Oh, you can do Shakespeare? Well, I"ve got a great alternative Othello for you. You play it from a special stage... Hey! -- Wait-What's that sizzling noise?" Bob LaRose, Glendale, CA
- "Yes, one has to be a little crazy to make a living getting shot out of a cannon. I was saying the same thing to my friend Steve here just the other day..." Jeffrey J. Hagen, Oak Park, CA
- "We've spiced up Hamlet a bit to appeal to a broader audience." Bradlee Sweigart, Los Angeles, CA
- "Line!!!" Laura Sherman, Clearwater, FL
- "And if I miss the net, I want the headlines to read 'Scrambled Eggs and Hamlet', said Sir William Yolk, Human Cannonball/Thespian." Mike Loumeau, Hollywood, CA
- "To be or not to be, that is the question." Gabrielle Herron, age 7, Olympia, WA
- "The Hollywood press eagerly awaits the live production of Anthony Hopkins in Hannibal the Cannonball!" Ed Shedd, Tampa, FL
- "Alas, poor Cannonball Carl, I knew him well." Robbie Krescanko, Clearwater, FL
- "Alas, poor Yorick no rest for the weary. E'en he must work an extra job." Marilyn Lowen, New York, NY
- "Alas, poor Barnum I knew him well!!" Marion Szczepanek, Southfield, MI
- "Alas, poor Barnum he lost his way to the egress." George Hall, New York, NY
- "Looks like the disappearance of 'The Great Santini' has been solved." Darlene Slamen, Birmingham, AL
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