“Caption This Cartoon” Contest - Feb. 2005
"...then it says to push 9 to report missing parts to The Complete Ship In a Bottle Company."
February 2005 Winner!
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There were many great captions sent for February's cartoon, but not many that acknowledged the oversized bottle, which was an important element. Here are the Honorable Mensches:
“It would seem Andre has met a fate similar to ours...”
“Dang, Chuck, the label DID say low carb. But at 7200 ounces, I'd say we've both blown our Atkins.”
Have fun! And don't think too much!
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posted by Jim Meskimen at 10:26 PM
42 Comments:
Charlie: Some girls have invited us to a party on their island!
Jack: Bloody hell!
"It would seem Andre has met a fate similar to ours..."
Some fellow needs our help getting his money out of Nigeria.
Bubblegun wrote:
"...apparently we didn't fill out the immigration form
correctly..."
"Something about losing a fight to some bratty little kid named David with a slingshot."
Oh great ... like I've got time for jury duty.
Man, those college loan collection agencies are really persistant.
Well what do you know? According to this, we're getting a Starbucks.
The guy on the next island wants to know if we happen to have any Grey Poupon.
Dang, Chuck, the label DID say low carb. But at 7200 ounces, I'd say we've both blown our Atkins.
It says "lost, large, lovely lady looking for love and a lifeboat. Please correspond by sea-mail."
In case you find this, just wanted you to know that Tom Hanks didn't really start a fire with just a stick in that "Castaway" movie.
"Dear Sirs, Thank you for your suggestion, but unfortunately we already have a hit TV show called "LOST". Sincerely, The Staff of the ABC Network"
Dammit! The same thing happened with our "Survivor" idea!
Insufficient postage?!
Hey dude! Congratulations! You got accepted to the Equator College for the Stranded. Check out the brain on Gilligan!
"Dear Bob. As much as I love you, this long distance thing just isn't working for me anymore. Best of luck with your situation, Marge."
BOB: I can't believe this!
JOE: Dude, I hate to say I told you so...
Um, I don't think you should be reading that. Tampering with someone else's mail is a federal offense, you know.
This love letter proves it! I told you that dolphin was winking at you yesterday.
You are so lucky, John. You may already be a winner!
"They want us for Jury Duty...something about Michael Jackson..."
rab
Look! A swinger's party on an island about 3 miles southwest of here!
Milton...there's a blue light special on "isle" six!
Just another empty Magnum Carta!!
C-Mail SPAM
Congratulations! You have won a trip for two to a South Sea island!
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By continuing to use this Island you are agreeing to be bound by the terms of this Agreement...
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Send this message to everyone in your Address Book. If you break the chain you will be abandoned on a desert island.
If you are reading this you are on what is left of the Middle East. Sorry.
"Just when I thought things couldn't get worse! This here's the 2004 poll
results... It says we're a RED state!!
Griffin G.
...then it says to push 9 to report missing parts to the complete Ship In a Bottle company.
Of all the things you could have chosen to have with you on a desert island, you picked your horoscope!?
It says 'I am a giant trapped on a desert island...'
Look Jon, its plans on how to make a boat out of household items.
"Send more booze"
Well, George, here's the taxes we owe the U.S. government for living here and filing jointly over three years ago. Looks like we paid too much. I only hope our refund check arrives faster.
Hey, here's the monthly "Deserted Island News Bulletin"!
It says here: "You have inherited 1 billion dollars. If you do not respond within twenty-four hours, your money will be forfeited and given to help in the search for deserted islands."
Darling, I really thought we were far enough away from your parents, but who's coming for a visit?
It's from the IRS. They gave us an extension!
Debbie Ullman
It was supposed to be a surprise Bill. I submitted your name to Survivor All-Stars 2, but they chose you for Extreme Makeover instead.
It was supposed to be a surprise Bill. I submitted your name to Survivor All-Stars 2, but instead they chose you for Extreme Makeover.
Man, these roaming charges sure add up!
"Dammit! Joe got himself over to Temptation Island!"
"The hell with the note, let's get in the huge bottle and row outta here."
"It says, 'You can never run from the IRS. We are coming to audit you.'"
A scrolled copy of The Watchtower...well, it seems our plan to get away from Jehovah's Witnesses has gone awry.
There's a sale at Pennys!
Ok, I get the whole huge message in a bottle thing, but what's with the waxed lips?
Hey guys, is that the estimate for my pearl?
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