Caption this Cartoon Contest Winners!


CONTEST #55 WINNER!
(Spring 1999)

Congratulations to Sioux Hart of Clearwater, Florida
who supplied the winning caption for the last issue!



"Moving a piece is like looking for a bone, capture is like taking another
dog's bone, castling is like burying a bone and checkmate is like
preventing the other dogs from getting any bones."

She received a special certificate and a prize picked out just for her!


HONORABLE MENSCHES

  • "I thought you said you never played before!" Laura Sherman, Clearwater, FL
  • "Karpov...? That is you!" Tom Solari, Tujunga, CA
  • "I've been away at sea for six months and you still haven't made a move?"John Dew, Suffield, CT
  • "'Yo quiero Bobby Fisher' was funny the first time you said it, but NOT the twenty times since." Jeffrey J. Hagen, Oak Park, CA
  • "Two paws do not make a knight." Michael Stoller, Beverly Hills, CA
  • "Checkmate? Bad dog! No biscuit." Richard Stewart, North Hollywood, CA
  • "Best friend or not... you've got to let me win a couple."Steve McWilliams, Dallas, TX
  • "Listen carefully - Man's best friend would not win every game!"Karen Diehl, Glendale, CA
  • "What did you do with Boris?" Martin Guigui, Los Angeles, CA
  • "Jack out maneuvers old Jim with an obscure gambit: pawn to the water bowl."
  • "You licked it... you have to move it."Graham Halky, New York, NY
  • "'After running with the big dogs', Little Sparky was elated to finally find a fireplug in just the right size" Joyce Reese, St. Louis, MO
  • "Don't bark at me, I'm thinking as fast as I can." Adelle Heller, Los Angeles, CA
  • "OK, if it really is a checkmate I'll rename you 'lassie'!" Bob McNeill, Los Angeles, CA
  • "No, I said do you want a chestnut?"Seth Werner, Dallas, TX
  • "A wing attack with a fluid center? Against me? Are you mad?"Rob Ternan, Los Angeles, CA
  • "How many times do I have to tell you? It's 'pawns' not paws?'" Andy Ellis, Baltimore, MD


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  • Issue #54 (Winter 99)

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