“Caption This Cartoon” Contest - Summer, 2006
“Me thinks thou dos't INFRINGE too much.”
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“Ding Dong, Bard of Avon calling”!
Bob Daley
“Oh, good, I've finally found someone who's up... I can't sleep.... I've been rethinking the whole rose thing... If one were to call it a maggot, or a dung heap, or a clump of toe cheese, for example, then mighten it NOT smell as sweet?”
amy
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"Me thinks thou dos't INFRINGE too much."
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I told you already sir your BARD!
I said shuffle not Ruffle!
I told you being a ghost doesn't mean i cant hold things!
You really think it was a mistake casting Leonardo DeCaprio as Romeo?
"To be or not to be that is the question" No the question is how long are you going to be in there i am bursting!
But i am William Shakespeare! I don't care if your George W Bush i said go get me a latte!
Call this an English lit essay? I'd say you have a pound of flesh between your ears, young man.
"I am the ghost of Plagiarism Past!"
I keep telling the post office I'm in 2B but they keep delivering to 2C. Don't they understand it's 2B - or not 2C?
Hey...
Verily, young man, is this not your mark, affixed here, to receive Room and Bard?
Says right here in the room service order, pal, "Send me a Dutch Master Smoke"!
Weary grew I, young screenwriter, of twirling in my grave and, thus determined, to present my wrathful countenance directly, along with this feeble-ass adaptation of yours!
"I'm here about the apartment. Is this 2B or not 2B?"
Per this contract, you are 396 years late for rehearsal!
"Excuth me! I am not a ghost - I am a glowing apparithon."
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"2B? or not 2B? That is the question?"
"2B or not 2B? That is the question."
Wow!! What did you do in there? A rose would NOT smell as sweet!!
It's a restraining order. Rip off another one of Meskimen's car commercial characters, and you're dead... just like me!
Ironic isn't it? Me, a dead person, selling life insurance...
Look, I know it's late, but Thom's come down with the pox and can't go on -I need ya down at the Globe in ten minutes.
Oh, and have ya got the new lines?
YOU Sir are in MY Room..
Look here, I've got the paperwork to prove it!
Well! If it isn't mister Critic man! Maybe to be or not to be IS two questions but let me ask you this, have you ever heard of poetic licence?
Well! If it isn't mister critic! To be or not to be may be two questions, but haven't you ever heard of poetic license!?!
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If you sign right here that says that I am a real ghost, they will let you outta here, I promise.
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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy!
"We are such stuff
As dreams are made on; and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep."
Looketh here Mr. Hollywood wannabe! The dawning of thy audition is only hours away and thou hast yet to learneth thy lines! Why doest thou still dilly the dally with Sally at this late hour!
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When I asked you to cast my play, Romeo
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pay up, you got 'em from the mini-bar!"
Excuse me there "Romeo", I hate to interrupt you and your "Juliet", but you signed your name here as "William Shakespeare". Well, I'm here to tell you that I am William Shakespeare and you are no William Shakespeare.
Pardon me, but is this 2B or not 2B?
"It says here on the rule list I am to frighten you terribly. It doesn't how and it certainly doesn't say I cannot knock on the door first!"
Pardon me, is this the Hair Club For Men office?
Yeah, I'm the Shakespeare strip-o-gram you ordered.
Would you please stop saying "MacBeth" in the damn Theatre!!
It's a little late, but here it is.
"Ye Olde Glossary of Terms."
"Who do you think you are, stealing MY work?"
"Francis Bacon did not write MY plays, and here’s his affidavit to prove it!"
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"Here are a just some of the reasons you will never succeed as a writer."
"In here are just some of the chimps who could've written your plays."
"Gadzooks!"
Look, I know it's late, but Thom's come down with the pox and can't go on -I need ye down at the Globe in ten minutes!
Oh, and have you got the new lines?
"Is this apartment 2-B or not 2-B?"
"Ding Dong, Bard of Avon calling"!
"Oh, good, I've finally found someone who's up... I can't sleep.... I've been rethinking the whole rose thing... If one were to call it a maggot, or a dung heap, or a clump of toe cheese, for example, then mighten it NOT smell as sweet?"
Thanks for the notes, but I'm not changing "To be or not to be," to "Maybe I'll off myself."
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