CONTEST #56 WINNER!(Summer 1999)
Congratulations to Bill Little of Rochester, New York
who supplied the winning caption for the last issue!
"Big mix-up. The agent said they sent Boom Boom LaRue to the petting zoo!"
He received a special certificate and a prize picked out just for him!
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- "Don't worry, he'll love it. We used to wrestle alligators to help get us through college." Larry Parker, Duluth, GA
- "He always said he wanted something sexy in leather to surprise him, well, this oughta do the trick!" Lisa London, Glendale, CA
- "It's none of my business, but most wives just use a divorce to get rid of their husbands" Jonny Lewis, Valley Village, CA
- "Quick, hide my commercial agent before my clients arrive!" Fred Schiffman, New York, NY
- "This is the last time I ever volunteer as the Godzilla Birthday Party coordinator." Becky Mate, Glendale, CA
- "It's a special for Elton John's birthday- a Crocodile Rock Cake." Frank Knowles, Essex, England
- "I know he acts surprised every year, but I gotta think the Swamp Thing is on to us by now." Seth Werner, Dallas, TX
- "Izod, schmi-zod... It's still not a designer cake." John Alden, Los Angeles, CA
- "We forgot the lipstick!" Robert Pello, Clearwater, FL
- "When I say, 'go' light the candles and run like crazy!" Tess Biondi, New York, NY
- "I didn't have time to get him the shoes he wanted... besides, he's a do-it-yourselfer!" Michael Duff, Studio City, CA
- "This Cajun cake recipe better be worth the trouble." Howard Goldthwaite, Dallas, TX
- "Come on, guys. How many times does Jim Fowler turn 60?" Andy Ellis, Baltimore, MD
- "I'm having second thoughts... maybe alligators and children don't mix..." Laura Sherman, Clearwater, FL
- "When they ordered the birthday cake they said: 'Make it snappy!'" Hubert Heller, Los Angeles, CA
- "They were completely sold out of clowns and strippers." Gene Feldman, Los Angeles, CA
- "Do you really think a spoof called 'Cake-odile Dundee' will get us the industry attention that we want?" Vicky Bonnell, Ohio, IL
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