“Caption This Cartoon” Contest - Fall, 2006
The show on global warming ? Didn't bother me at all, Why ?
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posted by Jim Meskimen at 2:31 PM
63 Comments:
Every night since we got the waterbed, I dream I've turned into Captain Highliner.
Little Jimmy has run away again, dear, and it looks like he's chosen Land instead of Sea.
DAvid Berry said:
OK Dad, so what exactly is a "wet dream" then?
I see fishsticks...
"I'm ready for my bedtime story, Dad! -- What's Captain Ahab gonna do next?"
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"But Dad, when Mom said you had to shape up or ship out I figured I'd get ready to go with you!"
I know, I know...Its just that I got used to these after sleeping in the lower bunk for so long.
Yes honey, I am having an affair with the Gorton's Fish man!
"But Dad, the Weatherman said be prepared for heavey storms"
"but dad, the weather man said to be prepared for heavey storms tonight!"
kertl from jibjab.com says:
Hey, thanks for letting me climb through the window, man. That sea monster out there looked like he wanted to eat me. What?!? He's climbing through the window after me? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
SINCE THE ROOF IS TAKING A LEAK, I DECIDED TO PUT ON MY RUBBERS.
NOT AN ORIGINAL HIDING PLACE FOR HIDE AND GO SEEK, IS IT DAD?
THE TEDDY BEAR I CAN EXPLAIN, DAD. THE RAINCOAT AND RUBBER SHEETS, WILL TAKE SOME DOING.
"Its okay dad Bay Watch is on!"
"Its okay Dad Baywatch is on!"
"dad, I promise, my ship is coming any time now"
"Ships Ahoy, matie"
"Why is he camping out under the covers again?"
I'm telling ya, Dad, that bear DOES wet the bed, and I'm not taking it no more!
One more rap song befor bed dad. I call this "Phiserman In A Phogg"
One more rap song befor bed dad. I call this one "Phisherman In A Phogg"
THE ROOM IS THE WAY YOU LEFT IT, RADAR, EXCEPT FOR THE LEAK ABOVE THE BED.
Well, what if the Republicans retain the senate majority? Hmmm? I'm telling you, Dad, and trust me on this: a hard rain's a gonna fall.
Yes, Dad, I know it's raining outside. But the leg of that teddy bear has transformed itself into a grotesque luminescent phallus. Sorry, but I'm a little freaked out.
Ever so cautiously, Harry attempts to tell his 38 year old daughter that sense she can brave the night with only a lantern, rain coat and now no bed wetting meds, she's going to get her own apartment in the morning.
"I'm an on the Scene Reporter for the Weather Channel, Pop; Folks, the thermal convection of that ceiling indicates we could be in for doozey tonight!"
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Mom said you might fix the washing machine tonight !
Mom said you worked on the roof today !
Mom said you worked on the plumbing today !
Mon said you fixed something today !
Mom said you'd been fooling around with the plumbing again, and to prepare for the worst !
But I AM in bed !
I'll have you know - I'm working on a very important project here !
You said don't spy on the Richardsons thru MY window anymore, and never said anything about thru their window !
" Global Warming ? "
Teach said if you vote rePellican the North Pole will melt and flood our house. Coach said if you vote demographic your job will be shipped across seas. Either way I figure I got it covered !
" Thanks for blowing my cover Dad, monsters have ears you know ! "
" You must be mistaken Sir, I'm a fearless monster hunter, not a little boy who needs to go to bed at all ! "
" Ok, I'll drop the rain coat if you check the closet for monsters just one last time, but the lamp stays ! "
Promise Mommy your not gonna fool with the plumbing and electric again....
" The show on global warming ? Didn't bother me at all, Why ? "
Sorry Daddy, I watched the news again....
" Monsters ? Heck No ! I just watched the Evening News again ! "
The horror movie didn't bother me ! But the evening news was frightfull !
Can you check my closet for Pharmaceutical Executives please !
" No Monsters huh ? Next you gonna tell me there isn't a Santa Claus ? "
" Oh sure, and I suppose you expect me to believe that the monsters that don't live under the bed don't eat children either !? "
George, I put Teddy in with us so he could protect you on the way to the washroom.
WHAT did you say your sperm count is?
I can't stop thinking about those Gorton's fish sticks.
"..Some vacation....most people would check if "Monsoon World Getaways" offered electricity or a roof."
"..Most parents want their kids to be a doctor, lawyer, teacher....."
And if you listen real close, you can hear the fish plotting our demise.
You wanted me to grab my rubbers and meet you where Mr. Wilson?
Are you curious George why I'm the man in the big yellow hat?
Honey, you know I've told you that you look better in the dark!!!turn that light off, you're scaring me....
I'm going out to look for an honest man. Don't wait up.
I'm going out, Bob. I hear it's raining men.
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