Cartoon Caption Contest - Fall 2009
Your Caption Here! -- coming soon
Welcome to our “Caption This Cartoon” Blog!
We invite you to create captions for our cartoon above which will be published on this Blog for all the world to see and will make you eligible for the coveted Meskimen Cartoon Contest Certificate and a swell prize picked out just for you! (Scroll down to see previous winners.)
History
For years, Jim & Tamra Meskimen have run this contest for their friends, and over the years it has attracted an international audience of clever people. What was once a monthly snail-mailing of a photocopied cartoon has evolved into the high tech, full color, global version of the game you see now.
Purpose
The original purpose of this game is to give people who aren't ordinarily asked to, a chance to write a gag. It's good for you to create.
Rules
• This is a family oriented blog, so no profanity, please.
• We will announce the winners, so please leave your name along with your captions. Anonymous entries will not be considered.
• You may submit as many captions as you like, and there are no restrictions on how many times you can win, so play on!
Have fun! And don't think too much!
To post your caption, click on “COMMENTS” below.
All captions become the property of meskimen applied silliness, inc.
posted by Jim Meskimen at 3:31 AM
54 Comments:
Did you find the step that needs repairing?
Fred, would you like another nice Hawaiian rum and cola punch? Fred? Are you down there?
Martha! We caught another one!
Wilma! Does Bill have his life insurance paid up?
Ethel! Bob went and messed up your new basement floor, get the mop!
Bertha? Did you and Stan decide on whether or not to get insurance on his new hip? cause you just might need it now.
Jenny, bring your Father's Iced Tea to the basement. He's busy practicing his "Stair Lunges" again!
"Henry, I think I found your False Leg!"
*THUD*! "That's the last time Eugene tries the Exorcist Walk down these stairs again."
"Bobby, your old man is going to need your help getting the case of Jaegermeister from the basement."
"Martha, Ed's fallen again. Give it about an hour or so and then call 911 would you?"
"Call 911. Ed miscounted the steps again."
Edith! Bert's making this day all about him again!
If he says I pushed him, he's lying.
Take a look at this, Herb! Must of been here awhile, but I think it's Ed Sullivan's Really Big Shoe!
Hey, you're right, that noise we heard was the rat trap, and boy it caught a big one!
"Tell me again! How many ex-husbands does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Well,...since your down there could ya bring up some creamer?
Hey Herb! It's Ed Sullivan's "really big shoe" and yep, the ratings are still in the basement!
Norman, come out of that basement!
Try again, Honey! I just rebooted the cable modem.
Bill, when you're done balancing that eel on you nose, Junior wants to apologize!
Dad found your skateboard!
As long as you're down there bring
up the Christmas decorations.
Make that 2 feet in the grave and
no feet on a banana peel.
Earl! It’s you back surgeon on the phone. He wants to make sure you’re taking care of yourself. Earl?
Clarence, where in blazes is that booklet of household safety tips?
Remember that missing persons photo after last summer's tornado?
Get up Ed! We haven't finished our chores.
We're going to Disneyland!
Harry!! Come here and give me a leg!
Harry!, I need you to come here and give me a leg!
Wile, You were right "ACME" was the best choice for a trap door
Wile E Coyote,You were right "ACME" was the best choice for a trap door!!
Looks like another on is walking down upstairs!!
I give him a 9.6 for originality
and a 4.3 for execution.
Good thing his meal was still frozen!
Clean-up on aisle 4!
"We're just not going to have sex until you take your pants off! I'm adamant about that!"
"I told you if you said one more time that I'm showing my age, I was going to throw you down the basement stairs!"
"I told you if you said I'm showing my age one more time, I was going to throw you down the basement stairs!"
"Hey, Tiny -
Tell the Ringmaster that Jumbo-the-Giant's been hitting the juice again.
He mistook the Magic-Show prop tent for the out-house, and fell through the Vanishing-Act escape hatch."
Only 19,999 to go before we hit 20,000 "legs" under the sea.
Jim Meskimen's fall Cartoon Caption Contest does not rate you on how well you fall!
Bring back the cartoon game! We love it. Use your paintings. Old doodles. Anything!
Maybe now he'll build that hand rail I've been asking for.
You can put the boat on EBay now!
Bring me your father's life insurance policy!
Get down there and pick up your toys before he comes to!
Hey Mr. Smarty-pants: Your not-so-tech-savy Grandma just booted up your computer modem thingy!
It's spring of 2010. Poor guy's been down there nearly 6 months now.
Helloooooo! Is anybody home?
HONEY COME QUICK! The monster shoe is back and it looks angry!
"Help, he's fallen & he can't get up!!!"
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