CONTEST #57 WINNER!(Fall 1999)
Congratulations to Howard Goldthwaite of Dallas, Texas
who supplied the winning caption!
"Would you mind slapping my back? I got a little wooden boy caught in my throat."
He received a special certificate and a prize picked out just for him!
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- "My last gig was with Hootie." Joe Minar, Kalamazoo, MI
- "Hey, buddy, you gonna drink that water?" Randy Mate, Glendale, CA
- "Pass the word, anybody so much as grazes a scale with a utensil and I'll start thrashing like nobody's business." Robert Krescanko, Clearwater, FL
- "'Psst! Hey buddy, you got an extra cigarette on ya?' asked Vinnie the smoking salmon." Lisa Erin Brown, Los Angeles, CA
- "Did you catch my swim-on last week on the discovery channel?" Robert Hutcheson, Studio City, CA
- "I got Captain Ahab and I'll get Amy Vanderbilt, too." Sioux Hart, Clearwater, FL
- "Inside you will find a delicously marinated Italian fisherman." Peter Kendell, South Perth, Western Australia
- "You know these little squid? I love squid. I hope they're serving squid!" Lawrence Wiley
- "These Hors'd'oeuvres should make a tasty snack!" Anselmo Ranier, Brooklyn, NY
- "When I say, 'go' light the candles and run like crazy!" Tess Biondi, New York, NY
- "Look Bub - - you got whale on toast. If you want quail you gotta speak more clearly!" Dick Coanda, Hollywood, CA
- "Extraordinary! I was certain 'whale for super' meant I'd be singing a few bars before they'd serve the vichyssoise." Terry Fogle, Coeur d' Alene, ID
- "If you think the entree is scary...wait'll you see the dessert." C. Reat, Gilbert, AZ
- "That's odd" thought Roger. "Jonah's never late for dinner parties." Andy Ellis, Baltimore, MD
- "Uh, oh! Mrs Stocker from Greenpeace just walked in... there'll be hell to pay!" Laura Sherman, Clearwater, FL
- "I will never make fun of the chicken again!" Lori Otelsberg, Woodland Hills, CA
- "Worried that he might embarrass himself, Bob tries to recall Emily Post on the proper way to eat Prehistoric Giant Carp." Ken Krainman
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