CONTEST #59 WINNER!(Winter 2000)
Congratulations to Gill Iltis of Chicago, IL
who supplied the winning caption for the last issue!
"Just when I thought absolutely no-one would see my bald spot..."
She received a special certificate and a prize picked out just for her!
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- Okay! so you're not Mt. Rushmore! Don't be such a grouch! Rance Howard, Burbank, CA
- "I know, we never go anywhere!" Fritz Goode, Hollywood, CA
- "If my mom thinks that ol' 'here comes the airplane' trick is going to get me to eat..." Kirsten Shepherd, Hollywood, CA
- "...And so the pilot said....oh, forget it. That joke's over your head." Robert L. Fleck
- "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we'll be flying at an altitude of 30,000 feet today, and of you look over to your right you can see some of Gutzon Borglum early artworks before he figured that ex-presidents would make much better attractions." Chris Borders
- "Cousin Vesuvius could bring him down in one squirt." Siri Miller, La Cresenta, CA
- "Nah, you don't want one of these bugs landing on you — they have quite a sting!" Karen Diehl Ealy, Glendale, CA
- "The weather must be changing. Every 3000 years we get an infestation of these things." Ralph Kelley, Clearwater, FL
- "A hundred million years from now, you won't even think about 'em." Bradles Sweigart, Los Angeles, CA
- "What I wouldn't give for a can of plane-a-way." Jamie McPhee, Clearwater, FL
- "When I was a little younger, about 80 years ago, butterflies weren't that large!" Doron Zalait, Studio City, CA
- "I remember when those things had propellers, I was just a little mound back then!" Jeff Rector
- "Up here in the Catskills we have a saying: If the mountains won't come to Mohoward... then Larry Curly and Mo Howard will go to the mountains" Harry Frisch, Clearwater, FL
- "No Mortie, nothing fell from it again. There's nothing on you. What do you think, I didn't watch?" Patty Schwartz
- "It almost makes me proud to be a strip mine when I see my metals and minerals fly by." Michael Codispoti, NYC
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