CONTEST #60 WINNER!(Spring 2000)
Congratulations to Howard Goldthwaite of Dallas, Texas
who supplied the winning caption, his third victory!
"The netherworld, please. And take the tunnel."
He received a special certificate and a prize picked out just for him!
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- Airport, step on it! The museum's security guard is back from lunch in five. Adam Barnick, New York, NY
- Hurry! I need an all-night herbalist that has tanna leaves! Gill Miller, Clearwater, FL
- Step on it - I'm late for an audition at the Discovery Channel! Tait Ruppert, Tarzana, CA
- My ox died, my feet ache from walking the mountainous earth; now, man, I want to drink barley water with a woman. Chris Rath, Sherman Oaks, CA
- Follow that scarab. And step on it! Kevin Rafferty, Glendale, CA
- No, I said, Tutankamun, not "Toot and honk, man! Karen Diehl, Glendale, CA
- Quick, get me to the library at Alexandria. I have a 5000 year old overdue scroll to return. Jim Campbell, Elmhurst, IL
- I get so tired, ya know? It's curse, curse, curse all day long. Kristen Shepard, Hollywood, CA
- You're surprised to see ME here? Imagine how I feel, seeing a New York cabbie in London! Judy Pokras, New York, NY
- I give you four gold canopic jars, you take me Luxor, Las Vegas. Diane Choplin, Carrboro, NC
- And step on it! I'm filming my segment of "Afterlife Styles of the Rich and Famous" in ten minutes! Griffin Gardener, Sheffield, MA
- I swear, I left my wallet in my other sarcophagus... John Alden, Tujunga, CA
- Sorry, I had a rough day. You don't mind if I curse, do you? Emile Jumean, Sarnia, Ontario
- I'll tell you what - my "body wrap" procedure could do a lot for your waist line... but it would take half the Israeli Army to get that hair good. Harry Frisch, Glendale, CA
- The nearest juice bar, please! It feels like my mouth is full of sand. Karen Megan, Copenhagen, Denmark
- Is that strawberry flavor car refresher? Laura Baxter, Hollywood, CA
- Take me to Madame Tussaud's and can you turn up the A.C.? I'm melting. Pete Zaslow, Brooklyn, NY
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