CONTEST #61 WINNER!(Summer 2000)
Congratulations to Kathy Smith of Studio City, CA
who supplied the winning caption for the last issue!
She will receive a special certificate and a prize picked out just for her!
Call Pest Control! These clowns are magnifying at the wrong time of the season.
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- Hey, Tiny! Stop clownin’ around and shine those moon rays down here. Rance Howard, Burbank, CA
- That’s the last time we buy seeds from anyone with hair past the top of their ears! Jeffrey Hagen, Calabasas, CA
- Ma, look what genetic engineering has done to the garden-variety ground hog. Loretta Gardea, Glendale, CA
- Looking for his shadow? Hell, he burned me! Wayne & Mandy Porter, Clearwater, FL
- Don’t go telling me your tired of holding that thing up! You’re the one that wanted a job! Laura Sherman, Sherman Oaks, CA
- You burn one more hole in my trousers and I’m trading you in for a garden gnome! Louise & Dave Lerison, Ontario, CANADA
- This is the last time I let Ringling use the field! Colleen Wilhite, Clearwater, FL
- Look Mildred! Those aren’t sunburns we’ve been getting. Sioux Hart, Clearwater, FL
- That’s the last time we buy those genetically modified potatoes! Cathy Kao, Clearwater, FL
- Look Maude, another 3 weeks of summer. Dave Glasier & Mike Roey, Los Angeles, CA
- Coco is telling us micro organisms on squash are no laughing matter. Peter Green, Burbank, CA
- There’s been nothin’ but trouble since those surrealists moved in next door! Mark Leavitt, Pismo Beach, CA
- Yep, that explains the fried zucchini. David Karp, Glendale, CA
- See Ma, the U.S.D.A. Inspectors are small minded clowns from hell! Peter J. Levy, Brooklyn, NY
- After years of being burned at the hands of Farmer Jones, the ants take their revenge with a clown costume and a magnifying glass. Emile Jumean, Ontario, CANADA
- I said that I could ‘go fer a nagless vacation’, not ‘gopher magnification’. You little clown! Michael Weir, Monterey, CA
- Don’t bend over maw, this ‘uns got a magnifyin’ glass. LD Sledge, Baton Rouge, LA
- Stop complaining about how cushy the Kents have it since finding Clark - look what we have! Kathy Sweigart, Los Angeles, CA
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