CONTEST #62 WINNER!(Fall 2000)
Congratulations to David Lennie of Victoria, Australia
who supplied the winning caption for the last issue!
He will receive a special certificate and a prize picked out just for him!
Thanks to our readers who sent in their many hilarious captions!
And don’t try to play me for a sucker! Just the basic 24 point service and rotate the finger holes. Got it?
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- Harold, why every time you get a seven-ten split do you always call it "The China Syndrome" and then reach for your Cherno-ball? Mike Roey and Matt Brandt, Los Angeles, CA
- Listen Herbert, bowling with “The Masked Idiot” just isn’t fun anymore. You need to put those clamps on your mental health! George Thompson, Hollywood, CA
- Yes, Bob, you TOLD me for God’s sake. This is your HOT BALL. But let’s not get too carried away. Craig Shields, Woodland Hills, CA
- So what’s your new plan for winning this week, Mr. “I saw it in a science book”? Kathy Sweigart, Los Angeles, CA
- First you wanted to nuke Hanoi, then Baghdad, now the 9 pin – do you see a pattern here, Howard? Bradlee Sweigart, Los Angeles, CA
- That’s right, don’t touch it! Now you and the pins have something in common! Rick Stern, Shadow Hills, CA
- You know, your fear of bowling balls really takes all the fun out of the game. Kim Foster, Rocky Mount, VA
- I still don’t think it was a good idea to order your new ball from “Chernobyl Industries”. Brent Sheppard, Morganton, NC
- I told you the safety suit for your Super-Conductor Pin Eliminator would clash with those shoes! Randy Harp, Wichita, KS
- The Unibowler prepares. Marisa Banta, Los Olivos, CA
- So, you’re finally bringing out the ball from Hell! I just don’t think that picking up the 7-10 split is worth your soul, George! Laura Sherman, Clearwater, FL
- Clark, why do you always do that everytime Lex Luthor lends you his ball? Mike Roey, Los Angeles, CA
- Honestly, I hate it when you take your work home with you at night! Ellen Miller, San Bruno, CA
- When I said bowling was contagious, I meant it was fun. Mark Leavitt, Pismo Beach, CA
- Is that strawberry flavor car refresher? Laura Baxter, Hollywood, CA
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