CONTEST #64 WINNER!(Spring 2001)
Congratulations to Brent Sheppard of Morganton, NC
who supplied the winning caption for the last issue!
He will receive a special certificate and a prize picked out just for him!
Thanks to our readers who sent in their many hilarious captions!
Winning the Meskimen "Caption This Cartoon Contest" does not prohibit anyone from entering and winning again. And again. And again...
"I'm not sure about this latest merger. Their programmers seem primitive compared to ours."
HONORABLE MENSCHES
- "One minute he's in charge of the Firestone Tires account and the next--well, see for yourself." Tom Solari, Burbank, CA
- "It's a little slow, but you can't beat the price, and the salesman guaranteed that 20 thousand years from now we'd still be able to access our data." Bradlee Sweigart, Los Angeles, CA
- "Just another account guy reinventing the wheel." Judy Hughes, San Francisco, CA
- "Hey I can't believe Bill hasn't updated to Boulderstar Beta 2.5." Dan Karlik, Roselle Park, NJ
- "Well he said he specialized in microchips but I had no idea..." Michael Weir, Monterey, CA
- "I know, I know, but he's a hell of a lot better than that Pithecanthropus we had last week." Chuck Rosenthal, Cleawater, FL
- "He just wasn't the same after the Y2K fiasco." Kevin Van Ord, Manassas, VA
- "Oh yeah. That's Harold. He's just back from his stress leave. We're supposed to be nice to him." Karen Diehl Ealy, Glendale, CA
- "He just got back from our 'Be yourself in the workplace' seminar." Mark Leavitt, Pismo Beach
- "Sure he's my brother in-law. But he starts at the bottom and works his way up, just like everyone else." Dan Jablons, Glendale, CA
- "We had him installed as a backup printer during the Y2K scare." David Lennie, Melbourne, Australia
- "Back to basics is one thing but this is ridiculous!" Del Acevedo, Northridge, CA
- ""Bob! When I said get a piece of the rock... I meant consult Prudential." Geoffrey Blake, Venice, CA
- "Ug quickly learned that 'Hunter/gatherer' on your resume gets you further than your internship in today's business environment." Adam Barnick, New York, NY
- "This is one of our 100% biodegradable work stations." Michael Codispoti, New York, NY
- "In the next month we'll be upgrading the entire Hunting & Gathering Department to Windows 2000." Jenny Brandt, Barb Johns & Mike Roey, Los Angeles, CA
- "Met the new guy yet? The head hunters said he's quite a catch. They've been after him for years." Diana Rhyne, McKinney, TX
- "This 'casual Friday' thing is really getting out of hand." Howard Colwell, White Plains, NY
- "This looks like a job for the folks at Fashion Emergency!" Ellen Miller, San Bruno, CA
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